Gonads Inland Oysters
Howdy! Get on in here and git ya some.
Gonads Inland Oysters proudly prepares and distributes the finest bull, pig and sheep testicles in the Western Hemisphere, hell, perhaps even the whole damned world!
We're a home-owned company (meanin' the stock just belongs to a few close friends). The Feds like to call it "closely held" but who gives a dang what the Feds call things?
We ship flash-frozen breaded testicles to 90% of the world. Some people call 'em Rocky Mountain Oysters, but we disagree. Nothin' like the Oklahoma flatland for generatin' them sweet oversized hunks o' heaven.