Gonads Inland Oysters™ is a Rabbit Hole into The Flyover War and other ChaliceMedia internet fiction projects.

Our company was founded in 1889, when Hubert Q. Gonads staked out a hunk of land just north of what was to become the Hogshooter River. Startin' out was a durned tough row to hoe for Hubert. Whilst everyone else was starting farms and cattle ranches and such, old Hubert was building a long shed.

"What the hell you gonna do in that shed?" Hubert's neighbors asked.

"I'm gonna make the tastiest durn snack in all creation," was Huberts reply.

Most thought he was a bit touched in the head, but what the hell, he was a good enough old boy and didn't seem to be much of a bother to anyone. Until...