To find the Inland Oysters corporate headquarters, do the following:

  • Get yourself to Gonads, Oklahoma, betwixt Hogshooter and Oglesby on the banks of beautiful Hogshooter Creek.
  • Get to the stop light.
  • Go north. (If it's before lunchtime, the sun will be on your right. If it's after lunchtime, the sun will be on your left. If it's straight up twelve then bob on into Macie's Diner there on the corner and get yourself a pulled pork or brisket sammich. If it's after dark, old Lem Willertree has a couple of rooms to rent above the office for the Gonads Holler newspaper. Get a good night's rest and come on out in the morning.)
  • Go until the pavement stops (about 1/2 mile out of town) then turn right down the dirt road. If you go left, you'll end up in the waters of beautiful Hogshooter Creek.
  • Go on down the road until you can smell the cookin' smoke, the look for the big sign that say's "Come on In and Get Ya Some!"
 

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